her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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