We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize