ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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