I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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