I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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