I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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