Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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