Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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