I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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