Your tits are I can't wait for
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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