If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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