at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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