Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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