Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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