Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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