I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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