i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Drake has all the answers
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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