When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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