Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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