Got a toothbrush?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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