Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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