Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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