belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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