C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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