ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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