His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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