Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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You. Win. At. Life.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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