Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
