Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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