Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
