Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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