i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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