escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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