Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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