3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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