i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Hippo gnu deer
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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