My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
it's not cheating when I paid for it
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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