fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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