My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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