I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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