The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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