Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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