I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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