If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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