there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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