the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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