the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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