We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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