Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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