I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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