Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I need moral support for this bender
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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