I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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