playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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